We Were Sweating Answers Out of the Offense

When you talk about the Ohio State defense’s Sweat, this is what you mean:

Yes, that’s linebacker Andrew Sweat.

On the other hand, when you talk about the Ohio State offense’s sweat this is what you get:

Yes, that dark mark is a sweat stain left by a member of the Buckeye offense. (Identity withheld to protect the antiperspirant.)

Now I know the loss to Nebraska was a tough one, but just imagine what kind of questions we reporters had to be asking to leave that sort of mark!

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