I’m trying to imagine the new Longhorns Network programming, if rumors are true, and Nick Saban really does take the Texas job. I think it would look like this…
8 am-9 am: Saban’s greatest scowls!
9 am-10 am: Highlights of the Longhorns greatest games…prior to the Mack Brown era, of course.
10 am-11 am: Re-airing of the latest Texas volleyball game
11 am-12 pm: The Big 12 This Week
12:00 pm-12:01 pm: Nick Saban provides insightful answers to your burning Texas football questions.
12:01 pm-1:30 pm: Billy Bob Thornton stars in Friday Night Lights
1:30 pm-2:00 pm: Bloopers from Oklahoma football history, shown in glorious super-slow mode
2:00 pm-3:00 pm: The Rick Barnes Show
3:00 pm-3:01 pm: Rod Barbers gives his honest insight into the Texas football program.
3:01 pm-4:00 pm: The Big 12 This Week-Replay
5:00 pm-6:00 pm: Longhorns News Daily
7:00 pm-8:00 pm: The latest Texas game show! “Where Will Nick Saban Coach Next?”
8:00 pm-9:00 pm: Touched By An Angel
9:00 pm-10:00 pm: Kyle Chandler stars in Friday Night Lights
12:00 am-1:00 am: Saban After Dark! The Texas coach discusses what does, and does not, possess “sex appeal.”
1:00 am-8 am: Infomercials