I hate to get personal, but I need to make a confession: I am scared of balloons. Like, honestly, genuinely terrified of them.
I think it comes from my Mom telling me stories when I was younger about kids who would try to inflate a balloon, put too much air into it, pop it and end up choking on the remnants.
Whatever the root cause, birthday parties were nightmares for me as a child.
And you probably already know how I feel about LeBron James.
So now some guy has come along and decided to combine a few of my least favorite things.
I may not be able to sleep for months after seeing this.
At least this guy doesn’t work for ESPN. If that were the case, he’d be inflating LeBron’s ego.